Satisfied, Unlike a Gutted Fish

A guilt-headed sea bream saying "Stop it".

Today was another one of many where the reduced section at the supermarket decided what’s for dinner, only today it also decided that I’d be learning how to gut a fish. A reduction from £9.23 to £1.85 dictated the next… Continue Reading


A Hormonal Narrative

Microsoft Paint drawing of an improved Tinder logo

A Hormonal Narrative: How to Utilise Internet Dating I’d always condemned internet dating until recently. I was very closed minded on the subject and feared that if I was to open my mind, my whole brain would depart my cranium… Continue Reading